With much delight I pulled from the ref a bunch of lettuce, sliced some tomatoes, and had some bacon fried for me. Then I made a sandwich. Because that’s the extent of my food preparing abilities. Unlike… those kids from… Read More ›
Month: January 2011
New Year’s Hell, Because Hell is Starbucks Queue That Doesn’t End
“What do you have planned for today?” my sister asked the morning of January 1. I said nothing, I will just sleep, because it’s already four hours since I’ve last slept. With her husband and our mom they went to… Read More ›
Lurs and Expletives and BRP and Washed-Out Prozac
I didn’t care. I went out to our balcony, lit a bleeping cigarette, and blew carcinogenic smoke into the open air! And of all the bleeping people to see me. “Nakita ko… Read More ›
Totally Frozen Brain With Tumors Inside
After waking up at 2pm on December 16 with the May 1 thought, “Now what,” and two weeks of pure nothingness, with no internet in sight (vinta, mayor’s permit, and NBI clearance required), and no significant personal interaction other than… Read More ›
Too Many People
In the malls. Everywhere. Because it’s Christmas. Not to be Ed Asner and Lily Tomlin in the X-Files episode How The Ghosts Stole Christmas, but I’ve been ranting to everyone that I think Christmas as an annual event is too… Read More ›
Diving
Recently put a close to another chapter when residency ended, and fortunately the last few days were so bleeping busy and everyone was bustling with too much stuff to finish and submit and crap, or we would have been… Read More ›