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Le Generiq Look

Someone recently asked if I’ve somehow worked in a hospital in Cebu, and the proper response to this, of course, is that I’ve never set foot in Cebu. Apparently, there was this resident who looked exactly like me. I have… Read More ›

Plummet

I am in charge of Smoketh’s romantic life, so it was rather disconcerting that while in the ambulance parking lot (while… facilitating papers for an ambulance conduction)she had this sudden realization:Smoketh:It just dawned on me that Grass is really such…… Read More ›

Kwashiorkor

The first time we ever had some Kris Kringle of sorts was in Grade 6, and the original plan was to do it weekly. The first theme: something soft. Yes, that was the best we could come up with in… Read More ›

Warm and Fuzzy

Recently ate by my lonesome in Kenny Roger’s Festival Mall, and in the table across mine was a boy around 8 or 9 with his father. While waiting for the food said boy brought out a huge pail of action… Read More ›

Yelp!

Sometimes it gets too boring to whine, so the alternative is to yelp. I’m too lazy to check the dictionary so I’m not sure if this is an actual verb, but it’s usually used as an onomatopoeia in comic books,… Read More ›

Porn Notes

I rarely get any text messages from the States, but recently received this from my friend N in the middle of the night, “We’re watching the History Channel and they are featuring Linda Lovelace, the star of the porn movie… Read More ›

Recap. As If.

Haven’t blogged in a month, which could probably explain the recurrent abdominal cancer pain, the weird hair growth where no hair used to grow, and the constant urge to eviscerate self. And since a handful of people strangely find delight… Read More ›

Whapak! Whapak!

1. Been catching up on Prisonbreak, with the guys having escaped from the yellow-toned Panama prison and are now in mission impossible mode. Sarah of course is alive, because her head in the box looked like the head of Gwyneth… Read More ›

A Rogue’s Tale

My ultimate high school fanboy fetish was Rogue. That was in the early 90’s, when the X-Men were still big with the cartoons and stuff. My favorite episode was A Rogue’s Tale, about Rogue getting all crazed up and whiny… Read More ›