In the grand tradition of taking quotes out of context, here are more… vital quotes.

“What is that? What is that I smell? It smells new! A blue ring? Where did you get a blue ring? I want one!” – Larfleeze a.k.a. Agent Orange, Green Lantern #40

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” –Woo Girls, How I Met Your Mother

“You grab your dick, and then you’ll have someone else work your arm. Let me show you, you grab my arm, I’m grabbing my dick, you’re grabbing my arm, now work it, work my arm, see that shit, working up and down…”—Lester explaining ‘The Dutch Rider’, Zack and Miri Make a Porno

“I think an autopsy on Paula Gray would clarify things,”—Dana Scully, “Our Town”

“Awake? Awake? Awake? Awake? Awake? Awake? Awake? Awake? Awake?”—Smoketh, text message at around 4 am.

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