Smoketh has recently resurfaced after dwelling for years in their mansion’s basement studying Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease and other interesting stuff. She now looks extremely pale and emaciated with huge eyebags. Truly she has made love with Harrison’s in their basement for years on end. Frichmond is back as well, her specialty boards coming in a few months. While sipping expensive coffee she has regaled us with a very interesting story about a med student who made it into the pediatrics text books by injecting himself with Bartonella. Bartonella is very close to her heart, as she has also recently been mauled by a nasty cat.
“As you know, I am the very proud owner of a wonderful set of superhero action figures,” I told Smoketh.
“Yes, I know. You blog about it and tell me about it personally all the time,” Smoketh said as she feverishly highlighted some glomerulonephritis stuff.
“But I would have to ask your opinion, Frichmond and Smoketh,” I continued, puffing away at my expensive marijuana. “I would have to ask for your honest opinion. Would you, in your right mind, buy… this Aquaman Blammoid figure?!?” I turned my laptop screen to face them.
This, dear reader, is the Aquaman Blammoid figure. Suffice it to say, I’m perplexed.