While driving along Binan and drinking Coke-in-can at the same time (deadly combination), I came across a huge job wanted sign for a soon-to-open spa that says:
Wanted: Female 28-35 Years Old. No Pleasing Personality. No Experience. Hiwalay sa Asawa. Bisaya. Walang Maliit Na Anak.
I choked and shot Coke through my nostrils.
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