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• The 50th degree

  By Will on February 19, 2009 • ( 2 )

  I attended to Pyro’s ER patient one night being duty and all, and that night her tumor bled massively and she instantly arrested. I eventually revived her, but she kept me awake all night, having to run for blood and… Read More ›

• Cheezums

  By Will on February 19, 2009 • ( 0 )

  Having written that rather elongated rant on the reeking falsehoods of my childhood (shame on you adults of the 80’s), I suddenly developed a huge appetite for Chikadees. I know it probably wasn’t that great, but its unattainability makes me… Read More ›

• GBC

  By Will on February 18, 2009 • ( 1 )

  While eating lunch in the callroom one day some weird muzak suddenly blared out seemingly from nowhere. “What the fuck is that?!?” JD shrilly screamed (actually he just monotonically asked, “ano yun?”). “Is that a ring tone?” I asked. After… Read More ›

• Reeking Falsehoods!

  By Will on February 17, 2009 • ( 1 )

  Wherein I rant about all the falsehoods of my childhood and expose them for the nasty lies that they are!1. That there is a huge ship of vampires in space and that the vampires will disembark anytime soon. And it’s… Read More ›

• Pervy Porn Peddling Practice

  By Will on February 17, 2009 • ( 0 )

  I mentioned in my recently-deceased Friendster blog that for some reason DVD vendors always seem to single me out to secretly peddle hidden porn DVDs. Apparently I am not alone in this, so my porn facies is happily not unique…. Read More ›

• Blog Fodder

  By Will on February 16, 2009 • ( 0 )

  Having placed down my bag, my laptop, and my clothes in my dorm room on a Sunday evening after a relatively entertaining weekend I crawled to the bed and discovered 3 brown maltesers-look-alike. That smelled like crap, because they were,… Read More ›

• Sakgona/Versit

  By Will on February 16, 2009 • ( 1 )

  Eventually my brother and I ran out of DC and Marvel comics to read, having digested and regurgitated the boxes and boxes of my father’s 50’s and 60’s comics. By regurgitate we mean plagiarize. In the summer breaks between grade… Read More ›

• Battle for the Cowl

  By Will on February 14, 2009 • ( 0 )

  In the aftermath of Final Crisis which I didn’t understand one bit, what with ten scenes going on at the same time, and with a bunch of characters I haven’t heard of, and with Wonder Woman being evil the whole… Read More ›

• Valentimes

  By Will on February 14, 2009 • ( 4 )

  After running an errand in Asian Hospital I decided to eat in alabang town center, and realized it’s valentine’s, or as I prefer to call it, valentimes. I thought it was just the 13th. So I decided I would go… Read More ›

• Hospital Gossip

  By Will on February 13, 2009 • ( 1 )

  Is getting old. Yes we shouldn’t dwell on or proliferate gossip, but when you are trapped in a compound composed of people with cancer, heart failure, and Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, and you can’t watch TV on a regular basis, and you… Read More ›

• Drunketh

  By Will on February 13, 2009 • ( 0 )

  Recently told Smoketh a real-life problem and realized it is regrettable that we don’t drink alcohol. Because as much as I love substances I never really gravitated to drinking on a regular or semi-regular basis, always thinking that all alcohol… Read More ›

• Murder!

  By Will on February 11, 2009 • ( 2 )

  Years ago the most popular and most accessible barbershop in our town was one beside the stagnant town river, where our father would drag us to have our hair cut during Sunday. We would look totally uglified after, but we… Read More ›

• Almost Famous

  By Will on February 9, 2009 • ( 1 )

  Years and years ago Smoketh was feverishly highlighting her anatomy transcriptions with multiple colors while sipping some expensive coffee in Starbuko. That was in 2001, when there was no Wi-Fi yet and the only thing you could do in Starbuko… Read More ›

• 611 Nakpil

  By Will on February 9, 2009 • ( 0 )

  I’ve lived in Nakpil all my five years as a medical student. Every weekend night the street was always peppered with partying people, and in between studying for exams (ie, coloring the transcriptions to total wetness) I would walk out… Read More ›

• 52 part 2

  By Will on February 9, 2009 • ( 0 )

  What, you think I’d just let it go? You think I couldn’t make to 51? Well here are the next five parallel earths I think we really have, those that can be accessed only by running the cosmic treadmill with… Read More ›

• 52!

  By Will on February 7, 2009 • ( 0 )

  In the DC Universe there are now 52 parallel universes. Back in the 60’s there were infinite parallel universes, multiverse, if you will, with infinite versions of Supermen, Batmen, etc. And then in 1985 with Marv Wolfman’s Crisis on Infinite… Read More ›

• Titz

  By Will on February 7, 2009 • ( 0 )

  Recently met with Ditz the Titz who took a hiatus from her peads (also known here as “peja”) work in Jersey Shore and treated us to dinner. The last time I saw her was in May 2007 when she visited… Read More ›

• CKRRRRRRUNCHK!!!

  By Will on January 24, 2009 • ( 1 )

  It’s always fun brushing one’s teeth after doing vile, vile things with your mouth, such as feasting on cups of garlic, smoking pot, cursing, and other such nefarious activities you can do with your mouth. Two nights ago as I… Read More ›

• The Force of Your Thrusts Will Bring Me Back to Life, said the Kinky Girl

  By Will on January 24, 2009 • ( 0 )

  The best way to watch Nip/Tuck specially if you don’t have much time is to get a DVD copy, play it on your computer, and scroll to the sensational, disgusting, good parts. That way I have watched almost 15 episodes… Read More ›

• Hunger Pangs

  By Will on January 22, 2009 • ( 2 )

  Noticed that a lot of my batchmates have been losing weight recently, and if last year it was from all the running in the hospital, I know that this time it’s because of poverty. Yes, poverty, from having no money… Read More ›