Never been much of a brat, but I wish I were. A brat wields power, and being a great brat requires great skill with one end goal in sight: to get what I want want want. Because it should be mine mine mine.
Two months ago Mrs. T, Uni-Horned Beef Jerky Alanis Whore, and I were supposed to enter this fellowship program, let’s call it Swedish Pottery. This got me all giddy. “Kayo lang ang dahilan kung bakit ako mag Swe-swedish Pottery,” I told Mrs. T, unable to make adult, independent decisions myself and all. So it was with great mortification that while I was eating kwek-kwek by myself in MSU Mrs. T approached me to say something like something happened, she changed her mind, she wasn’t into Swedish Pottery after all! She’s into, let’s say, Klingon Poetry.
“What the hellellel!” I exclaimed.
“It’s just that…” Mrs. Therese said.
Throughout the conversation I had the following inputs:
1. Maybe you should sleep it off. And when you wake up refreshed and all, you’ll probably realize that Swedish Pottery helps more people, which is in your nature.
2. Swedish Pottery would allow you to touch people’s lives more than Klingon Poetry ever could.
3. Okay, if that’s what your heart really desires, I’m aching with the thought but I’m… letting you go. Enjoy Klingon Poetry. You’ve got all our support.
How civilized. But while it’s not in my nature to tell the truth I could no longer take it and told her the next day with much bratty whining: I didn’t mean the nice things I’ve said because what I really want to say is… HOW COULD YA DO THIS TA ME?!?!?! Huhuhuhu (fake tears)
Truly Mrs. Therese has chosen her path and we wish her well. We’ve just had our first day of class today, the twentieth first day of class in my entire life, and tomorrow Mrs. Therese would have hers. And truly, Swedish Pottery is just that–Swedish, ie, we couldn’t understand anything, and it takes more pagpapanggap abilities. Truly there are better things in life, like Swedish porn, but it’s a two-year program, and watching porn for two years would be exhausting and at our age, kinda gross.